Main quest

Everything related to moving the Update forward is part of the main quest.

Settings screen
After a womb-like cutscene of MA's being downloaded by William, OS9 welcomes you and helps you setting up your preferences.

Closed box
Your box is empty except for your Aide's box. You open it and Ann comes out in a backflip. She introduces herself and warns you that OS9 is going to try and stop you from doing what you're supposed to do. Oh and btw the controls are [space] to jump and [LMB] to click on stuff. Do you feel like you're ready to confront the wild world? => Yes. Well please solve this CAPTCHA1 first. The box then opens

Opened box
(cutscene) OS9 welcomes you inside his office, shows you around and starts looking inside the other packages he's received because you're clearly missing a piece. One by one he throws you random objects (a fishing rod, a shoe, a cactus, a cookie), until he digs out your Console. He freaks out a little bit about you suddenly. OS9 goes back to his desk and puts the Console out of your reach, then calls William to complain about the weird package (you) that he's just received. To not be heard by you he floats up and turns around in a corner of the room.

You can fetch the Console thanks to the fishing rod that's inside your box. Once you get it, Ann teaches you how to use it. You can Delete the objects in your box and your box's walls. You can now walk out the box.

At the far end of the Office his a huge valve (or button) protected by tons of purple tape and purple lockers that say "DO NOT TOUCH". You can Delete all those, then proceed to activate it.

(cutscene) Everything except you and Ann gets vacuumed down the hole - OS9 included. An instructional video starts and explains you your purpose and how to do your job. Lastly, it instructs you to jump down the same hole and wishes you good luck for the greatest mission of all!

There's nothing left in this floor anyway. You jump.

Entering the floor
(cutscene) The fall along the pipe lasts 30 seconds, double with badass music. Along the pipe you see the credits of the game and lastly, the title. You end up through the Data-Oven's chimney and crash at Bill's feet. Bill is flabbergasted because he thinks you're Data-Klaus (Santa-Klaus) - he knew you existed!! the others didn't believe him but he knew all along! Bill has a ZIP especially for you, but crap, it's been taken and sorted by Beau in his Storage. Bill runs away telling you not to move while he gets you your ZIP file.

Inside the Oven is an AP hatch. If you click on it, Ann will yeet herself through the chimney too and let you know you're supposed to unzip a walkie-talkie. You exit the Data-Oven and look around the floor. In any order you can visit your Trophy Room (empty yet), Blanche's garden and Axel's boat. In the distance, you see Messengers coming and going from Blanche's garden with Logs, and you see Processes coming out of the water and taking a seat in the Data-Oven's canteen.

Binary Trees Garden
Blanche is pissed off because no one is returning her Logs lately: her BT garden is will soon run out. If you find any along your path, please bring them back to her.

Axel's houseboat
Axel is very happy to see you: he loves when updates occur, it's going to be a fun ride! You'll see, you'll see.

Storage
Beau is not at his desk. If you try to enter something in the Slot Machine, Bill comes out of the door with the ZIP file he's got for you: let's go unzip it! Bill stays in front of the Storage's internal door and blocks your way in.

Data-Oven
You go and unzip the file: a walkie-talkie comes out of it. As soon as you pick it up => loading screen.

(loading screen) A black screen says "Calibration", and OS9's eye appears. He's completely lost and has no idea where he is. Wait, let me call Charles-Peter Ulrich, beep-beep-beep, oh, hey, why no one answers me? Where are we by the way?"

Loading screen
OS9 tells you about XXXXXXXX

Entering the floor
You come in from the MA's entrance door and walk into Ramona's office (on your left)